"Oh?
Is it?
So that's the case, hmm, ah, hee, hehe, hehe, is it really up to me?"
Sitting on the faggot's purple Arabian flying carpet, Deadpool wiped the pus from his butt with a silk cushion while nodding his head to a place where no one was around, talking to himself, and letting out lewd laughter between his words, making the pus on his face run wild.Thanos, who had kept some distance from him, gave him a disgusted look, and said angrily, "What do you know?
Don't hide it from me."
The purple potato giant thought that Deadpool was talking to Death Knell remotely, but he didn't expect that it was *** getting sick."
Slade has a little difficulty on his side, he just had a fight with a maggot, and as a result, the other party was able to resurrect indefinitely."
Deadpool smiled and turned his face, moved his ass to Thanos' side, hugged the other party's shoulders and said, "So he thinks that the goddess of death of the two of us is in the hands of the enemy and is forced to play the role of resurrecting the enemy, at least that's what the old irons in my live broadcast room said."
Thanos doesn't care about Deadpool's crazy words, what live broadcast room, what old iron, he doesn't understand, and he doesn't want to understand.But as soon as he grabbed Deadpool's neck, he pinched it fiercely, threw *** aside, and roared, "The goddess is mine!
I'm alone!"
yes, he cares about that, and he's been putting up with Deadpool for a long time.What "our goddess of death"?
It sounded too harsh to him, Deadpool shouldn't have said something like that, and if he said the wrong thing, he should die.It's a pity that Deadpool can't die, even if his neck is crushed and broken, and as a result, his head loses support, as long as he holds it with his hand for a while, then he can continue dancing soon."
Mom, you're a bit of a moody person, but the two of us are on one side, and you even want me to kill you?
Oh my God, it's so dark.Deadpool, who got up, chattered endlessly, and he also beckoned the flying bats and the dead people leading the way in front of him to come over and comment: "I know this is the DC Universe, but Thanos is too fast to follow the local customs, he actually wants to kill the enthusiastic and cute me, and he also slams my handsome face on the flying carpet, all of which are bald!"
Are you right about him?
It's just anti-human, uh, he doesn't seem to be human, but that's not going to work, it's too much, ah, I can't do it, I have to have a beautiful woman kiss and hug to get up.""
Gross..."
The human bat retched, and he fell down some distance, barely escaping the effects of the nausea.You must know that he was already trying his best to endure it before, Deadpool's face, and the strong body odor, are all emetics that can kill people.The human bat is a clever scientist and is still a new magician, and he barely manages to communicate with Deadpool by hypnotizing himself, avoiding his gaze, taking motion sickness medicine, etc.But just now this person actually lifted the mask to show him the flat face after wear, and he couldn't help it, only to feel that the acid water in his stomach instantly rushed to the skull, and the world began to spin at high speed."
Isn't it?
Do you too?"
Deadpool was startled, he didn't want to kill the bat, because this person felt that he was an honest man at first glance, and he didn't deserve to die: okay, you can't bear my handsome face, because your mediocre aesthetic is only worthy of appreciating the Internet celebrity face in the short video on the mobile phone, go, fly to the side, let me continue to be beautiful alone......"
Deadpool gently touched his cheek and put on a posture like a "delicate flower" with his backhand, but unfortunately there is no mirror in his hand, so he can't do it to the level of Gu Ying's self-pity.The human bat was pardoned, he didn't dare to watch Deadpool continue to be a demon, turned his head and flew towards the dead man who led the way, not daring to turn back at all.Alright, Thanos, if you touch me again, I'll fight back.For example, unload your purple balls while you're sleeping."
Deadpool sat back down next to Thanos and tightened his head to his neck again, but because of a comminuted fracture of the cervical vertebrae, he could only hold his head between his shoulders for the time being: "Speaking of purple balls, I suddenly remembered blueberry-flavored ice cream balls, are your balls the size of ice cream rounds?
Forget it, I won't ask, definitely not, because people say that fat people will get smaller there, you are so fat, you must be very small, ah, this flight is so boring, I want to be called Miss Flight Attendant, I want to eat ice cream."
As he spoke, he lay down, constantly rolling from side to side, as if he was coquettish."
If you talk nonsense, I'll throw you down, ......"
Thanos said coldly, he had tried his best to restrain his anger, but Deadpool's voice always allowed him to break through his defenses: "Since Deathstroke is in trouble, and my goddess may be used by the enemy, then we must rescue her as soon as possible, what are your good ideas?""
The Mad Titan calmed down because he knew that saving death was the key, and that was exactly what he wanted to do."
Today Thanos asked me for help, alas, I really can't help it, who called me such a Zhiduoxing?
(Peach Heart) (Little Star) Without looking, Deadpool sat up, muttering to himself while editing the message on his phone and sending it to his Facebook page.In the next second, the teenager only played with the bullet on his mobile phone every day, so he stepped on his new news and left a message: 1 "Thanos, you help me?
You're a pure ***, Fake.The girl's typing speed was extremely fast, and even when she played with the keyboard of her mobile phone, she typed faster than the hacker of Shockwave Girl, and she replied to so many words in just one second."
ShhhToday, your Uncle Wilson has to call you what is the land key fairy, the key come!"
Wade gasped, his head rolled between his shoulders, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to type back, but at the same time he didn't forget his business, and replied to Thanos, "We all know that death can resurrect the dead, after all, you killed so many humans before, and I begged death to return them."
So this time my cousin is right, the ability to die has been upgraded, but the logic of activating the ability has definitely not changed, so we just need to let the dead ghost in front of us continue to lead the way, and we will definitely find her, don't worry, my friend.As he spoke, the dead man stopped, and everyone was in the center of the Pacific Ocean, above the black sea, "I feel that this is it, something has just passed through samsara.Brand took a deep breath and tried not to look at Deadpool's face, he didn't have masochistic tendencies."
Huh?
It's pretty fast, is this the way to find it?
There are no difficulties and obstacles on the road, will the effect be good after this film is filmed?"
Deadpool could only reply to the adolescent gender confusion bullet with a "middle finger" symbol, and put away the phone stupidly: "Or is it that the current movies are not popular, and there are twists and turns in the plot setting?"
Is it really a feature film that goes straight to the point?"
He was still thinking about it, but Thanos couldn't wait, and he jumped straight off the flying carpet, making a big splash when he entered the water.