"Oh, old irons, Thanos really, I'm crying to death.Looking down at the edge of the flying carpet, watching Thanos's huge figure being swallowed by the black sea, Deadpool took out a sign from his trouser pocket and scored a 3.4 diving score, while chattering: "He actually wants to play the classic clip of Titanic with me, that is, the "you jump and I jump" part, do you think I should really jump?
He had a good idea.wants to be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks playing in the water with me, but I haven't agreed to accept his love yet.""....."
The human bat was about to fly over to communicate with Deadpool, asking why the big guy jumped down without consulting everyone, but he heard Deadpool's "talking to himself", and the picture of the two snuggling together suddenly appeared in his smart head, and finally he couldn't help but spit out yellow water, probably stomach acid.Fortunately, he still reached out and grabbed the edge of the flying carpet at the critical moment, so he didn't fall directly into the sea, but just hung at the distance of the flying carpet.Deadpool didn't talk nonsense, and immediately took out a pen and drew a vertical line on the edge of the flying carpet, marking it as "Thanos fell into the water, and staged a wave of authentic carved boats for swords.""
Wow, man, you're squirting so hard, don't you just have to talk about science in the DC Universe as long as you hook up with bats?""
When he finished writing, Deadpool reached out and pulled the man up, and made him lie down, and put the bat's head on his lap, gently stroking the brown hair like a cat."
Giggle!"
However, as a result of the close encounter with Deadpool, the human bat made a sound in his throat that seemed to be stuck in phlegm, and he reached out to grab something, but there was really nothing around to scratch, so the hand fell, and his head tilted, and he simply went into shock.This time, instead of spitting yellow water, a lot of white foam like laundry detergent water came out of my mouth."
Really, yellow is white, isn't it?
If you can't drink, don't drink like that."
Deadpool pushed the man's head away and tried to touch his head to make sure the cervical vertebrae had grown, and then he stood up and started doing radio gymnastics on the flying carpet, saying as he went, "That spirit guy in red over there, can you come and see this bat orc?"
He seems to be drunk.
Do you dark Justice League get motion sickness when you go out in the field?
The dead man didn't dare to look at Deadpool's face, he lowered his head and came over, first checked the man's cadmium neck artery, and after making sure that his life was safe, he replied with a dodgy look, "I don't know, don't ask me, I'm just a ghost, your friend has been jumping down for a while, are you sure you don't want to follow?""
Don't you see me doing the?
Deadpool had just finished stretching and started his chest expansion: "Didn't you go to school before?"
Did the teacher teach you to warm up as much as possible before swimming, otherwise you will be prone to cramps when you go into the water, which is very dangerous?"
Wade is not a person who likes to follow the rules, he usually goes swimming at the beach, he always chooses the kind of area that has a "no swimming, or "shark infested" sign, don't ask why, it's just so rebellious!
Now that the dead man is urging him to go into the water, then he is not in a hurry, and he even has to talk a little longer, after all, moving his tongue is also a kind of warm-up."
I really didn't go to school, my parents were both alcoholics and addicts, they beat me up, they used me as a sex toy, I ran away from home when I was seven years old, and I wandered the world until I hung up."
Brand calmly spoke about his own experience, and that he was actually very young when he died."
Your origin story is pretty dark as well, man, but it's still a little worse than mine.Deadpool put on his hood and provoked a crooked smile on the corner of his mouth: "I don't even know who my parents are, you at least have someone to hate, so I still won, but look at me, I still smile every day.""
It's not a game—" The dead man finally dared to raise his head, and sure enough, Wade was much less lethal after putting on the mask, and the weird feeling of nausea was much less."
Why are you so serious?
Ahem, phew.Wade began to imitate the voice of the clown, of course, because of throat cancer, so he didn't imitate it at all, he lifted his mask and spat on the sea: "Of course this is a game, everything can be played man, we are already living in a perverted era of severe involution."
As he spoke, Wade looked at the dead man's outfit again, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the tights with big lapels were very basic.Sensing his perverted gaze, the dead man leaned sideways weakly, and forcibly pulled back the topic: "You go down and find that purple-skinned brother, I stayed here to watch the flying carpet and the human bat, the crisis is striking again, and the fate of the earth and humanity is on our shoulders."
Don't rush, you said that you vigilantes, no one gives you money for doing things, why are you more active than the other, and you can say more than the other, and you want to be admitted to graduate school?"
Deadpool stopped his jumping motion, and he buckled his ass and prepared to get into the water: "By the way, old irons, do you think I should be called "actor going to the sea" when I jump like this?
Do you usually like coded or ***?""......
"The non-existent audience seems to be saying something."
TF, who just said that you like to see people and nature?
Octopus and sea cucumbers?
Earnest......
Oh, remember, I tried, and it worked.Deadpool, apparently satisfied with the agreement he had reached with the old irons, nodded, raised his hand to pinch his nose, and took a step next to the flying carpet.His diving moves are much more standard, compared to Thanos's "big" splash, he only splashes a small wave when he enters the water like this, and it is fleeting on the black sea, and it is not even as conspicuous as the current dim moon reflection.The waves swayed, and the tiny spray was like silver scales, but Deadpool's foul voice was heard on the dark sea: "Fake!
Jumping on top of the phlegm I just spit out and the vomit of the bat, this noodle it drilled into my nostrils!
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