Scolding the street is scolding the street, and Deadpool just said that, but he didn't really mind it in his heart.After all, the vomit of human bats still carries body temperature, and after falling in, you can still feel a trace of warmth, which is better than falling directly into the icy sea water in the middle of the night, right?
Anyway, act first and see where Thanos has run now.It's pitch black in the middle of the ocean, and the blue water you see in TV documentaries is taken during the day, and even during the day, as the depth of the dive increases, the light will quickly fade, let alone at night.However, this is not a problem for mercenaries who have been prepared for a long time.Yes, Deadpool often forgets his pony backpack with weapons in his taxi, and he always forgets to bring explosives like the C4 when he goes out on errands, but he always carries something with him that doesn't usually seem useful, but is always useful in critical moments."
Gollum!"
Deadpool speaks underwater and sounds like fish-man language, pulling out a streamlined underwater thruster from his pants pocket, with a headlight bright enough in front of the machine."
Gollum Gollum."
With that, he piloted the thing and began to dive into the depths of the sea in search of Thanos.Today, because his head fell out once, it may not be too hypoxic, so his thinking has become very clear, that is, he believes that Thanos will sink to the bottom.First of all, in terms of Thanos's scale-like figure, the exaggerated physical fitness of the Titans, whether it is muscles or bones, is far denser than that of humans, and it is undoubtedly a boulder after falling into the water.Secondly, if the black-robed people who abducted and died were in the middle of the sea, their magicians would definitely not rent any submarines, but would most likely find some ancient ruins or something to hide under the sea, after all, this is in line with the human design.Anyway, like Doctor Doom, who grasps both technology and magic, and is super hard with both hands, Deadpool has never seen a second one.Therefore, even if you can't find Thanos, you can find death directly, anyway, the mission is completed, and you can help your cousin.Maybe death will repay him "this way and that" as before, but now that he is married, he has to bring Xia Kela to play with him, and I don't know if Vanessa and Inez are doing well recently......
It was decided, and after the honeymoon, my cousin settled the account for this operation, and he took the money to see them.Thinking of this, Wade, who was holding the underwater thruster forward, the two small white eyepieces on the mask were bent into a crescent shape, and he had completely ignored the threat that those black-robed people might pose, as if they were not worth mentioning at all.Diving all the way, a little breathless, but it's not a big problem, when he needs to breathe, he takes out a pink wedding balloon from his pocket and snorts it into his mouth, even if it's oxygen again.As for who blew these balloons in the first place......
Wade didn't care, and he didn't want to remember those boring things.About three minutes later, he saw the figure of Thanos, the purple giant was walking and jumping at the bottom of the sea, and when the light shone on him, the purple potato was still like a suspect suddenly illuminated by the police searchlight at night, raising his hand to block his eyes."
Why are you here?"
2 Thanos uses cosmic energy to shake the sea water and complete the transmission of sound, and he can breathe in the universe without worrying about holding his breath.Grunt, grunt."
The bubble-spitting Deadpool pointed at himself, then at the top of his head, then at the front, and made a series of weird bubble sounds out of his mouth, he knew before that women liked men with bubble sounds and thought it was sexy.But Thanos wasn't a woman, and he didn't want to hear the sound of beasts calling, so he turned around and continued to check the bottom of the sea, like he was going to pout his ass between the mud and all kinds of human garbage panning for gold.Even though the two of them are now in the center of the Pacific Ocean, there are still all kinds of garbage on the bottom of the sea, such as plastic bottles filled with water, used fast food boxes, wreckage of broken ships, dead people's bones, and so on."
Hmm."
A few minutes later, Deadpool approached Thanos with a large fish in his arms, and brought the fish closer to the purple giant, showing him the tentacles sticking out of the fish's head, which emitted a gentle yellow glow at one end, like a small lantern.This fish has a hideous face, full of fangs, and it doesn't seem to care about any fish that lives in a lightless underwater environment, so it looks very freehand.Wade thought it was funny, so he wanted to share the fun of exploration with Thanos, this was his first time under the sea, and his cousin didn't take him before."
Where did you find the fish?""
Thanos straightened up, grabbed the strange fish with his big hand, and made eye contact with it: "It has teeth, it must feed on other fish, and no matter what planet it is, the underwater structure is a refuge that weak fish like."
Thanos's thoughts coincide with Deadpool's, and he is worthy of his kindred, and he also believes that enemies will hide in underwater ruins, not in some kind of underwater vehicle."
Gollum!"
He pointed in a direction and motioned for Thanos to come with him.The two can be regarded as working together in the matter of saving death, and once Thanos gets serious, he is also a man who can turn the tide."
Soon, Deadpool took Thanos to an unremarkable depression under the sea, and pointed to the small pit under his feet, indicating that the fish had just been dug from here.The purple giant didn't hesitate, first looked around, then raised his fist to gather cosmic energy, and the golden light shrouded the Infinity Gauntlet that he used as an ornament, and then blasted a punch downward!
The two of them were dragged down by the current, and then fell into a palatial hall where some statues of men draped in sheets could be seen, a little old, but they were carved from white granite, and both held trident-shaped weapons.Looking up again, the flow stopped, and a faint blue barrier blocked the hole in the ceiling, through which you could see the fish in the sea.Deadpool pulled out a fish from his pants, stood up like a wild dog and shook off the water on his body, and took a deep breath: "Huh--- can finally speak, suffocate me, this feeling of knowing what you are saying at the bottom of the sea, but everyone can't understand is really uncomfortable, it's like buying a burrito, and when you put it in your mouth, you find that the store forgot to put hot sauce, and people can't help but want to kill.""
Want to kill?
Then you can start now, and use your killing intent to my advantage!
Thanos stood up from the Terminator-like kneeling position, his relentless gaze became a lot hotter, and there was a madness in his black eyes: "Do you feel it?
My goddess is here!
Kill all the people here, kill them all, and get her out!