"Oops.…… A clump of unformed rotten flesh wriggled on the damp floor, the darkness obscuring his silhouette to make out what it was, but he was making a painful sound and slowly moving towards the door.The door is there, made of solid brown wood, and beautifully carved with patterns, which at this time represents not only the exit, but also the hope.However, just when the mud on the ground wanted to crawl up against the wall and unscrew the doorknob of life, suddenly!
A sharp claw with purple nail polish stretched out from behind him, and the slender jade hand grabbed his neck with great force, and the five fingers fixed the muddy head to the wall like nails, and there was a violent wall knock.The cement was splashing, the dust was flying, and the sound of water running in the sewer could be heard in the distance, which made the rotten meat swallow a mouthful of saliva."
Goo!""
Where are you going?
Honey."
A sweet voice rang out, and a huge monster walked out, it looked like a purple 'Diablo, with a huge difference between its rough appearance and her appearance: "I'm just warming up with Lady Death, elbow!
Come into the house with me!"
There are only two holes in the place where the eyes should be on the rotten meat, and I don't know where the eyeballs have gone, but at this time, two lines of hot tears still flowed from the eye sockets, and a voice came from another hole in the meat ball: "Honey, is it okay to stop today?
I really don't have a drop left.Woo, why do you two want to play against me?
Can't you play some gentle games, like backgammon or something?
Or would you like to watch a movie?
Give me a five-minute intermission" "No!"
The purple beast grabbed the rotting man, and even though all his bones were shattered and half of his flesh was gone, she showed no mercy: "I must fight death to show you who loves you the most, and I am your lawful wife!""
Then you can't keep gouging out my eyeballs and playing with X and X plugs, right?
I don't feel it at all!
It's not fair!"
Deadpool rolled over in the air and grabbed the floor with his limp arms as if intending to fix himself.Death is good, Xia Kela is also good, but these two women get together, it's not so good, there is an old saying in the East that a monk fetches water, saying that three monks have no water to eat, but now just these two women get together, Wade has no water to eat.After returning to the 40K universe the day before yesterday, he has been trapped in the bedroom and has not come out, but it is not cool at all, but he is constantly being dismembered by two women and playing all kinds of super heavy games.As if to divide the territory, Xia Ke pulled off one of Wade's thighs and hid it behind him, indicating that the part was hers.Then death untied Wade's arm, held it in his arms, and kept rubbing, saying that this arm was hers.Do you take possession of his skin?
Then I will clasp his eyeballs; If you dig out his heart, then I will dig out his lungs.Given that Deadpool is a super self-healing person, he can't cut it all, and now the bedroom is full of blood, and the stumps and broken arms are piled up into a small mountain, but he is still alive, and he doesn't feel cool at all.He didn't want to go back, now he just wanted to eat a burrito and find a quiet place where no one was around to read a comic book for a while, why was it so difficult?
Although the bones in both arms were shattered, the action of reaching out to grasp the ground at this time was like throwing two long gloves on the ground, but his self-healing ability could be as fast as he wanted, and it could be done in an instant.Then two sturdy newborn arms appeared, and he immediately used the Tiger Claw Gong to grab the gap between the wooden floors.It didn't work, Xia Kela's strength was more than a hundred times greater than his, so with a tooth-aching grinding sound, Wade left ten deep nicks on the hard wooden floor, each mark filled with blood and his bitterness.Dragged into the bedroom, Death sat on the bed with a hill of Deadpool limbs behind her, and at this time she had already begun to attract flies, after all, this was a monster metropolis located under New York, and the sewers were on the edge."
Oh?
My sister, it looks like we can go on."
Death licked her lips, and she looked at her lover, possessive as she never before."
Whose sister is it?
We haven't decided yet."
Xia Kela threw Deadpool on the bed and picked up a bloodstained saw from the bedside table next to him: "It's my turn, I'm going to pull his intestines out and hang them around my neck, you're dead, I can't guess how cool the near-death suffocation game is."
The Succubus Queen smiled crookedly, like a god of war."
Hmph, whatever you want, then I'll ask for his brains, you're too young to know the classic gameplay of aliens in the universe that was popular 100 million years ago, right?"
Cold Death sneered, and she was not far behind, she pressed Deadpool with one hand and picked up an axe from the side of the bed with the other.She has more knowledge in this area than succubi, because countless souls have to go to her before entering reincarnation, all kinds of perverts, and she has seen their lives."
Don't, Pulse Pressure Belt!
My blood is going to drain, can't we play some normal game between men and women?
It's a little milder.,The kind that won't bleed.,Even if it's a fracture, I'll admit it.,Don't cut my baby's intestines!
I still want to eat the nine turns of the large intestine!"
Deadpool is chrysalis on the blood-colored bed, but it's only a futile struggle, and he's still trying to influence the two women with words, but their desire to compare clearly overrides their sexuality at this point, and they just want to divide Deadpool and determine who they belong to."
No!"
The two X2 girls rejected him in unison, and Deadpool's eyes widened as he saw that he was about to use the weapons in his hands, as if he was powerless to fight for his tragic fate.Obviously I used to have a good life, why can't I think about getting married?
The days when beautiful women were their wings seem to be gone forever!
In the past, girlfriends could get along harmoniously, and playing multiplayer games was also beautiful, Death and Xia Qila were both super beauties that they liked, and they should have brought double happiness to themselves together, why did things become like this?
Thinking of this, Deadpool, who was screaming, suddenly calmed down and turned his head to look at the air on the side: "Wait, my live broadcast room is on?"
So I'm already in a state of being observed, ah, since the old irons can see me, it means that there is nothing that is not suitable for NC-17 classification in the future, that is, I will not continue to be tortured, but why?
Forget it, I can't figure out why, I'm not a Slade, it's too troublesome to use my brain, just let it be."
In the middle of his thoughts, there was a knock on the door.Knock knock, but in Deadpool's ears, this should be the sound of heaven.