"Didn't I say that?!
Don't bother us for five days!"
Xia Qila made a 'T, a gesture to stop the game, and when she saw the latter roll her eyes, she put down the guy in her hand, and walked to the door of the suite with a curse: "You idiots, if I want to find out that something has fallen into the sewer or something to bother me, I will throw you into the alchemy cauldron, kill you, and boil your bones for a whole year!"
She thought that outside the door were her own foolish subordinates, because they were all underground creatures, many of them had limited intelligence, and they would always have problems in some small things, and then come to Xia Qila to solve them.For example, one day in the past, his men fished a small boat made of air-dried and compressed cow in the sewers, and they had never seen such a thing at all, so they dragged it back to Xia Kela, so that she, as the queen, could make up his mind.Don't ask why there are cow dung boats in the sewers, because this is New York, the New York of 40K Earth, and everything coming out of the sewers is normal, after all, there is no shortage of madmen and perverts in this city.Of course, Xia Kela didn't need a cow dung boat, especially a boat that was 'dissolving' after being soaked in sewage, and her solution was very simple, that is, to order those fools' subordinates to divide the boat and eat it.Not to mention, although the underground creatures are a little stupid, they have no problems with loyalty, and they have always carried out her orders without discount, and they are still rushing to compete for who eats more.At this point, Xia Qi angrily changed back into human form, and after draping a tulle pajamas over her body to open the door, she found that it was not her stupid subordinate, but a Mexican with a baseball cap and a dirty jacket.Seeing her smile embarrassedly, the other party looked away very politely, and said in English with a strange accent, "Hello, is Mr. at home?"
His cousin couldn't reach him, so he hired me to deliver a message.""
Yes, yes!
Even though it's Mr.
Deadpool, not Mr., your accent is more outrageous than an Indian I know, but he actually grew up in the United States, and he drives a taxi and has a better language environment, so he speaks English better and more reasonably.Since it's my cousin looking for me, let's go now, yes, they all say that not seeing each other for a day is like three autumns, and it's been six years since the last time I was separated from my cousin!"
I don't know when, Deadpool has a rose in his mouth, and he stands at the door of the bedroom with a big Qiao Li posture!
Not to mention that the Mexican temporary worker was stunned, even Xia Kela and Death couldn't understand how he healed himself in an instant, and got out of the grip of death, where did he get the flowers.But everything seems to be quite reasonable.As soon as everyone was stunned, Deadpool had already walked away with the obese middle-aged Mexican, and disappeared into the sewer outside the door, as quickly as filth from the toilet flushed."
WooooooooooThat's it, I was almost divided between my wife and girlfriend, and they dismembered me to be trying to assemble Frankenstein's version of me, right?
It must be, right?"
Deadpool hugged Deathknell's thighs, curled up in a ball on the ground and cried about the domestic violence he suffered, but unfortunately because of the lack of water in his body due to excessive blood loss, he didn't shed a single tear, just howled and told what happened to him in the past two days: "I almost didn't see you anymore, and my little brother alone didn't know how many times they cut it off, do you know how much it hurt my heart?
Ernie sauce!
Thanks to you for sending someone to deliver the letter, I can save me from fire and water, love you, than my heart."
After saying that, he immediately got up from the ground and gave his cousin a smile on his face.It seems that he knows that it is not a big deal, and the person with the strongest self-healing ability is not just talking, Wade has always liked to play heavy tastes, and those two ladies also did these things to make him happy.Of course, there was a little bit of an accident, Xia Kela and Death both wanted to prove that they could make Wade happier than the other, and they ended up playing a little too much, but they didn't have any malicious intent, and there was always a bit of additional damage in alphabet games plus role-playing.So Su Ming just calmly pushed *** away, and reluctantly introduced to the people present: "This is my cousin Deadpool, I asked him to come over and help, most of the time it's good to be when he doesn't exist, if he tells you colored jokes, remember, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer!"
「…… Why do you repeat this sentence three times, Professor, I thought you were stuck on the tape."
Hermione smiled and nodded to Deadpool, then turned her gaze to the side.She knew the weirdo, and knew that Deadpool was Deathpool's most trusted relative.As for whether he lived up to that trust, I don't know, but Deadpool didn't seem very reliable, which made Hermione a little confused about what the professor had called him for.But speaking of which, Deadpool's teleportation ability is really strong, just now 'poof, a sound, he appeared suddenly, you must know that everyone is now in the Emerald Dream Realm, this is a space full of primordial furious natural energy, or a dream between existence and non-existence.
Because of the appearance of Deadpool, except for Hermione and Deathstroke, everyone present vomited, and they didn't know if it was their body odor or appearance, anyway, even the Green Dragon Princess didn't carry it, she vomited more than others.This also seems to be an anomaly in Azeroth, if the princess eats five tons of food in her dragon form, will the food still be in her stomach after she becomes human?
With the size of the Night Elf, how could there be so many things in her stomach to vomit endlessly?
However, Su Ming just silently noted this, did not make a sound, and even deliberately looked away in order not to embarrass her.There was also the sound of retching from the depths of the dark den, and in the cave not far from where they were, there were several sleeping leopards, they were druids, who also vomited in their dreams, and their mouths spewed rainbow-colored paste, washing the stone walls in front of them with a loud noise.Deadpool was used to this, after all, not everyone knows how to appreciate his beauty, he straightened up and cleared his throat, and then quickly took out two cheerleader flowers from his trouser pocket and put them on his waist, and danced an enthusiastic hula dance: "Okay, cousin, I don't need to introduce me, because after this operation, everyone will remember me, the hottest red rose in the mercenary world, hehe!"
You just say who you want me to cut, right?
No, you don't have to tell me who you're going to cut, you just tell me where he is, it's still the same, pay 100,000 and pay 30,000 in advance, right?""
Hmm...
Yes, you can put on your clothes and pants first."