"Okay, that's it, oops, I'm tired old man."
In the fast food restaurant with a bonfire burning, the chief dropped the frozen corbel in his hand, looked at the little blue fat man lying flat on the table in front of him and said: "What kind of broken restaurant, there is not even a crowbar, so I can only use frozen goods to replace tools, little fat man, count you lucky, you met me, a mechanical genius, wahahahaha!!
”After helping Xiao Wu take off the alien armor that turned him into a sphere, the chief felt a strong sense of accomplishment as always, as if he had laughed every time he had done any bit of work.He's a little crazy, mad scientists are like that, exactly in line with the stereotype.But with just a frozen corbel and some olive oil to disassemble the alien armor, I have to say that he is indeed very capable, at least in terms of mechanics, he can be regarded as the world's top.Compared with other mechanical experts, they also have their own strengths.For example, Dr.
Ivo, who built the Yamozhuo robot, is the pinnacle of the field of bionic robots; Luthor created the Anti-Superman armor and was a genius in mechanical dynamics and materials science.The Chief is different from them, he has a study of the occult, and he can make some gods and ghosts."
How are you?"
The members of the Young Titans surrounded Xiao Wu, rubbing his pot lid and fat belly, which was a way to show concern, but it was the Djinn who spoke, and she was the more gentle type when she wasn't getting sick."
Uh, for someone who has been pinned into a ball for about half an hour, I think I'm in pretty good shape?"
The fat man sat up from the table, checked his limbs, and moved his arms and legs again: "Thank you, chief grandfather, you are my god." ”"Hehe, it's not wrong for you to call me the god of invention, but it's about the same age to call grandpa, but can you not add that old?
I just ate the canned alien natto that is said to have a beauty effect yesterday, but didn't it make my wrinkles a little less?
”The Chief joked, but he was just looking old, and he had a magic amulet around his neck, a parting gift from his ex-wife, which would make him immortal.His wife was an Indian shaman, and he didn't tell anyone what her name was, but their daughter, Dorothy, was indeed very strong."
Very good joke, Professor Calder, thank you for your help."
Damian expressionlessly let the crushing press help Xiao Wu up, let the little fat man move around more, and reduce the risk of blood clots that may be caused by postural asphyxia: "If we are not in danger now, our two teams may organize a tea party." ”"Good boy, your suggestion is good, my house is actually not smaller than the Wayne mansion at all, and there are many interesting things."
The chief smiled and picked up the corbel from the floor again, blew the ash on it, and then handed it to the ironclad man and asked him to take it to the bonfire to roast: "But what I just said is not a joke, there is really a kind of canned natto made by the five-dimensional people, you see." ”With that, he pulled out a can from the pocket he had brought with him next to his wheelchair, and the label had a slimy black unidentified object drawn on it, with the big words "Mei Cheng Bean" written in English.There is no ingredient list, no factory site, and no production date.After seeing it, the squinting Damian could only suspect that the old man had been deceived, could he have bought it from a black wizard on a street corner, right?"
Show me!"
However, Xiao Jelly Bean immediately reached out and snatched the can, and after she heard the word 'beauty', she couldn't control herself at all: "Niles, there is no problem with your purchase channel, right?"
Is there botulinum toxin or some hormones?
”"I'm a scientist, Harley, my dear."
The chief smiled crookedly, and motioned for the elastic woman to help push the wheelchair and go to the campfire to warm up: "In addition to my super talent in physics, I am also proficient in chemistry, is there any bad ingredients in this can, can I not know?"
”"And how does it work?"
Harley nodded slowly, she still recognized the scientific level of the chief, although in her opinion, the old man had a series of mental problems.But a madman will not lie to a psychiatrist, this is an unspoken rule on the road, just like a gang with status does not kill doctors and lawyers."
In the five-dimensional space, there is a substance that we do not have in the material world, called 'youth element'."
Sitting in a wheelchair and being pushed along, the tire pressed over an empty soda bottle, and the chief shook for a moment before continuing: "That five-dimensional human factory will extract the youth element from the young creature, and then fill it into a can, and then put natto in it" "Wait, do you mean that natto is just an additive, and the soup inside is the essence?"
”Black Wally found a blind spot, it turns out that natto is not an essential adjunct, so why do you need to add natto?
It's slimy, it's stinky, it's weird and disgusting.His words silenced the chief, and after a moment, the old man covered his head with a 'snap' and scolded, "I see, why didn't I think of it?
It should have been to drink soup to be useful, I said how come I ate natto and it didn't work, damn it, the can I ate yesterday was a waste of "everyone:"."
The Chief is strong in technology, but a bit of an idiot when it comes to life, and he will always notice a lot of details that no one else notices, but accidentally ignore many things that everyone can see.As a person who doesn't have much sense of humor, Damian doesn't know what to say, so he can only turn his head to look at Harley, who is playing with the can: "I'll ask Wally to send Billy Wu home, do you have any plans next?"
”After losing the alien suit, the spiral bomb almost turned back into a fat ordinary otaku, and if he was still in the next mission, it would be irresponsible for his life, and rice couldn't do that."
No, Robin, I'm going to go with everyone."
Xiao Wu still wants to fight for it.It's a pity that the little black man didn't listen to him, this lightning boy only listened to the words of the rich white boy, and the speed of the god allowed him to lift his weight like a light, and as soon as he scooped up his fat partner, he disappeared from everyone's field of vision.However, the problem happened at this point, and after three seconds, Black Wally still hadn't returned.The Young Titans are based in New York, which they call Writers, and supposedly three seconds is enough time for a speedster to run back and forth between Washington and New York hundreds of times."
AhhHarley shrugged, she said that she couldn't help her, and the next action didn't need to ask her, it was up to Damian to find Black Wally."
There's nothing we can do, if there's a problem with the speed force, then only the speedy can solve it, so we just need to trust Wally, and we continue to do our thing."
The Dark Boy was quick to make a judgment and said that everyone should trust their teammates, even if they didn't.But he remembered that his father once said - 'The lightning sacrifice to the sky will be stable', so now, he must use this unintentional good luck to do business.You can't let the Flash Boy die in vain, right?
Although Wally should not have sacrificed, the Flash is actually quite hard, but thinking about it this way is not illegal, anyway, no one present can enter the speed force plane to catch people.Speed 9?
That kind of medicine can indeed make people get super speed, but it can't make people have the cognition of the speed force, if you blindly drill into the speed force plane after taking that kind of suicide drug, lack of key experience and common sense, I'm afraid that even you will be trapped.
(End of chapter)