"Why did you come in too?"
After seeing Black Wally grab the little fat man into the plane of speed, Barry asked the question a little speechlessly, even though everyone was running wildly, but in an environment where there was no wind, the sound could be clearly transmitted to everyone's ears."
Oh hi, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash.
And The Flash. ”The little black man greeted the elders very politely, but because there were two generations of Flashes present, it made his greeting sound a little funny, and he himself noticed it, so he immediately continued: "My teammate's alien armor is scrapped, so I plan to send him home to hide, what are you doing here?"
”"Am I not the Flash?"
Before anyone else could say anything, Deadpool, who was running backwards, immediately joined the conversation, because now that Bat and his sister-in-law had gone to take the car of the two Flashes, his hands were free, just enough to be used for blind comparisons.He pointed to his red and black uniform, which was obviously red as the main color, and he also drew a lightning bolt with a highlighter on his chest, isn't that enough 'Flash'?"
I'm sorry, Uncle Deathbell's cousin, I really don't know what to call you, it's because you're too much of a Flash now."
The little black man's emotional intelligence is not bad, he speaks very well, and in the team of the young Titans, he always acts as a lubricant.In addition to his status as a speedster, his role in regulating interpersonal relationships seems to be more useful to the team, after all, people like Emiko and Damian are like cold-blooded killers carved out of a mold.The djinn is a god of lamps, and every day he seems to be sleepwalking; Crushed is the daughter of a violent wolf, with a head full of swear words and violence; Chubby is an otaku who only talks a lot when he is playing games.Havoli must play a coordinating role."
Hee-hee, I'm also a member of the Lightning family, Batman, you see, people have accepted me."
Deadpool looked happy as he shook his ass with a hippie smile, and then immediately asked Wally, "When am I going to be a guest at your house?"
Do you have any other female relatives in your family?
No, Batman, don't stare at me, I didn't mean that, I'm saying it's best for them to go out and hide before I'm a guest, lest they'll fall in love with me uncontrollably, I'm married, do you want to see my wedding ring?
”No one wanted to see it, but he took off his gloves and stretched out his rotting skeletal claws in front of everyone to show them in an ostentatious way.Batman just glanced away and looked away, Deadpool's ring didn't have diamonds at all, or the diamonds were too small to be seen with the naked eye, so he lost interest and just said to Wally, "You shouldn't come in." ”While the little black man was still confused, Jay answered, and the old man nodded and said, "We are all trapped here now, and the road under our feet seems to be stretching indefinitely into the distance, and we can't find the right exit for the time being." ”"It's definitely the concept of space that's been affected."
Barry also answered, carrying Diana and the bat but still walking like a fly: "But according to my past experience, even if the villains have spatial abilities, they shouldn't affect the speed force plane." ”Black Wally picked up the topic, and the little black man nodded, he knew it."
You guys don't play the game of talking, now the question is, how do we get out?"
Diana asked Batman through Barry's head, because as long as you look at it with your eyes, you know that there is nothing the three speeders can do.It's still up to the dark ones.But to her surprise, the person who came up with the solution was not a bat, but literally Deadpool, a rotten man, who proposed the most effective solution: "What else can be done?"
Shake people, just let my cousin pick us up. ”Isn't it normal logic for a younger brother to ask his brother for help?
Everyone can't help it, it doesn't mean that Slade can't help it, you must know that he is Barry's lightning rod, after being hit by Xiao Shan, he is in good spirits."
Can you get in touch with him?"
Diana blinked, apparently thinking it was a good idea.Batman didn't speak, but he clearly didn't object, but he seemed to have something else in mind."
Times have changed, now we just need to make a phone call."
Deadpool said this, took out his mobile phone from his waist bag, and skillfully pressed a key combination, which was the set family shortcut dial: "The old irons in the live broadcast room just told me that my cousin has just restored the communication between him and Sepulk, and we are now in the speed force plane of Multiverse 1, and we can also contact the adjutant." ”"There's no base station in the speed plane, right?"
Barry didn't think he could make a phone call here, at least not in the past.He looked at Jay and Black Wally, both of them shook their heads, in fact, as speedsters who use the speed force, they will be wrapped in electricity when they run, which is not very friendly to appliances like mobile phones.Serious Flash, the communicator is in the hood, the ornament that looks like a small wing, "It's not what you think, I can't contact the adjutant directly, like you said, there is no base station here, but I can contact the errand runner." ”With a crooked smile and a wicked smile, Deadpool spoke a few words of Spanish into his phone, as a mercenary, his language skills are not as good as many people, but his proficiency in Spanish can be said to be the peak."
Some people may wonder, why Spanish?"
After hanging up the phone, he turned his head to look at the camera that didn't exist next to him and explained, "Because of this. ”As soon as he finished speaking, a Mexican man fell from the sky and landed in his arms.This is a bearded, unkempt man, his long hair has turned into locks because he has not been washed for too long, and the clothes on his body smell of cumin, perhaps after being smuggled into the United States, he has not yet found a suitable place to live.But this is Deadpool's solution to the problem, find a Mexican to run errands, it doesn't matter if you can't contact the adjutant yourself, find an almighty Mexican.The price was affordable, and the quantity was sufficient, enough to hire one African-American, enough to hire seven Mexican stowaways.Whether it's mowing lawns, fixing sewers or air conditioners in your home, or even assembling boilers and maintaining firearms, these Mexicans are adept.Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Deadpool, who hugged the Mexican smuggler in a princess posture, continued to explain: "You know, I am an orphan, and I don't know who my father is, when I was a child, I was very envious when I watched the neighbor's children play the game of losing the ball with my father, which gave me an idea that I could hire someone to play with me, so the affordable Mexican people came into my sight."
Truth be told, they're really all-round, although not necessarily as all-around as Superman, and there are a lot of them who don't speak English, but they can really do things that Americans can't. ”(End of chapter)