Deadpool is just crazy, he's not stupid, his brain is actually quite fast.Given that this is his amusement park, coupled with the existence of the plot continuity gem, he said that if he wants to turn a chemical factory out of thin air, he will do what he says.If the materials are not enough, then dismantle a few amusement facilities, and if the construction is not fast enough, then use the Flash.So within about five seconds of the conversation, a modern cartoon-style chemical factory appeared at the end of the road, next to the stall where the fat balloon was pierced with a dart.It's bigger than Gotham's ACE chemical factory, comparable to its cousin's shipyard on Mars, with its towering jars and oversized chimneys that constantly spew smoke."
Why is the chemical plant called that?"
Barry wiped his sweat, he had just helped finish half of the workshop before he could take a break.As soon as I looked up, I saw a line written on the wall of the factory with spray paint cans - 'Deadpool's Chocolate Factory'."
Oh, this, as you can see, dear Flash."
Wade threw away the spray paint in his hand, rubbed his palms, and smiled at everyone: "You spend more time with Slade, but he doesn't have such a strong sense of humor as me, this is actually a joke, why don't you let the joke king in the team explain it to you?"
”The so-called joke king is Batman, he has been playing with the joker for many years, and he has heard many jokes, so he should be able to understand the joke.However, he had no sense of humor at all, and he didn't know how to tell jokes, he just walked quickly to the factory gate, pushed the door and flashed in, and disappeared behind the dark door."
I see!"
Xiao Wu, who was being supported, raised his hand, and an indescribable expression appeared on his face: "Because the human body itself is a very complex chemical factory, its final product.
There's something that looks like chocolate, but can't be eaten," and the fat man shivered with disgust, as if he didn't understand how Deadpool could come up with such a joke."
Oh, yes, I'm very optimistic about you, little fat boy, your brain is spinning very fast, and don't deny it, you actually like this kind of vulgar jokes about, pee, and fart, right?
Hehe, you little scoundrel, I've seen through it, right?
”Touching his ass and wiping off the sticky red paint on his uniform, Deadpool smiled crookedly, he shook his head, and didn't give Billy a chance to refute, and quickly said: "Okay, you guys go in and rest, Batman should have started work, and I should also arrange some people to line up for injections." ”After saying that, he stuffed the fingers that had just finished picking his ass into his mouth and whistled loudly, which was like some kind of command, and the little Deadpools who had been playing in the amusement park suddenly showed their army-like obedience and rushed towards the chemical plant.Of course, the army here may be mercenaries."
CNM's, the ontology of cheapness, what is Lao Tzu doing?
Don't you see I'm playing Shake Tiger?!
”A young Deadpool swears the street as he walks, and pulls his children's version of Uzi's twin guns out of his crotch and fires wildly into the sky to vent his anger."
That's it, fuck your mother!"
Another little Deadpool also spat out fragrant mouth, he pulled out his pocket katana, and called out with a 'black fly' persuasive expression: "You'd better be down to business, or I'll kill you!"
”"That's right!
Brothers shoulder to shoulder, do the body, we are the body!
”This little Deadpool is even more ruthless, he doesn't know where to pull out a flamethrower, and it seems that he is planning to kill the other little Deadpools along with him.One Deadpool was fine, but now the street was full of Deadpools, each of them babbling and cursing, and everyone was suddenly in an infernal hell.Originally, Barry didn't want to go to the chocolate factory because the joke was disgusting, but now he doesn't care about it that much.The environment outside is even worse.If only he was fine, but now he was still carrying the sleeping Jay, the old man had only fainted from nausea not long ago, and now this environment was not suitable for him to live.So he and Black Wally helped the wounded into the factory for shelter, leaving only Diana standing by the side of death.Facing the countless little Deadpools rushing over, Wade was not nervous, he just asked the woman next to him: "Sister-in-law, why don't you go in and rest for a while and eat ice cream or something?"
”Wonder Woman shook her head, she took off her sword and shield from behind her back and held it in her hand: "I won't leave my teammates alone, you don't have any feelings about these self-conceived self who want to kill you?"
”"Yes, I was thinking that when I got out, I should go eat something."
The slut waved his hand, indicating that he didn't take these little Deadpools in his eyes at all: "Besides, there are more people who want to kill me, it depends on whether they have the ability, I am a man covered in death, how can I die so easily?"
Even if he dies, he will only be handsome to death. ”Faced with such a narcissistic answer, before Diana could say anything, the army of little Deadpool had already been killed.At this time, the large Deadpool took a few steps forward, and he raised his hands and shouted, "There are so many of you!"
I surrender!
Come, kill me, who of you comes?
”Just one sentence made the little Deadpools stop and be wary of each other.Each of them wants to kill the main body and replace it themselves, but there is only one main body, and their number is endless, so who will do it?
Whoever kills the ontology may become the new master, and be able to go to the material world to eat and drink spicy food, which is simply a good opportunity for them to get nothing in exchange.So they went from being comrades to competitors, and some of the little Deadpools moved faster, such as one with a shotgun, who was the first to fire and blow the head of another little Deadpool next to him.However, the problem arises again, they are all Deadpools, all of them are self-healing people, and this headshot will not die, but more like a fuse of chaos.Deadpool himself stood still, hiding behind Diana's outstretched shield, while the little Deadpools on a street began a frantic fight.This buttoned the eyeballs of that, the peach who stole this, in a situation where it was difficult for everyone to die, this battle seemed to be just a bloody entertainment project.Not only did Diana think so, but there was also a strong, red-skinned man on the corner not far away, who was smiling from ear to ear as he watched blood and scraps of flesh fly everywhere.Deadpool wasn't in a hurry, he pulled the sleeve of his tights, revealing the cartoon watch of the rainbow pony on his wrist, pretending to look at the time, and said to his sister-in-law, "Do you really not eat ice cream?"
They should have to fight for a while. ”"Whew."
Diana let out a sigh of relief, she realized that Deadpool was now safe after the transfer, so she nodded, "Then have one, uh, no chocolate flavor." ”(End of chapter)