A group of Deadpools scuffle each other, and it's hard to describe what it was like, if I had to find a word to describe it, it would be disgusting.They themselves were already rotting all over their bodies, and they were hurting each other, and all kinds of dirt squirted out of their bodies as if they didn't want money.If ordinary people are blown up, the most they can do is squirt some blood or excrement, but they will also spew out a large amount of yellow-green pus, giving people the feeling of being plague warriors.But Diana seemed to be getting used to it, and when Deadpool brought her ice cream, she licked it slowly, her eyes still fixed on the chaotic battlefield, as if she was exercising her anti-nausea skills.The noisy battlefield was filled with gunshots and explosions, and there was a lot of swear words, and there were so many filthy and vicious words that even the demons couldn't think of, but these little Deadpools spoke very fluently, as if they were slipping out."
There's no need for these expletives to be broadcast."
Deadpool also had ice cream in his hand, he took a bite of the snowball, and compared his scissor hand to the empty air and said, "My personal big movie has been shot so far, PG-13 rating can be choked, people, always have to be realistic, I need to fight for NC-17 now, so the swear words need to be as little as possible, cut this paragraph ha." ”"Don't talk to your fantasy friends just yet, Wade, I don't understand why they would fight on their own, aren't you still standing here?"
Wonder Woman raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her sideburns, forcing herself to stare at something disgusting and not vomit, which was a bit of a burden for her, but it seemed that after a certain threshold, she was much better, and she could even talk while eating in front of Deadpool."
This is the story my cousin told me, so that three mercenaries have no water to drink, for mercenaries, it is always a good thing to have one less person to share the commission."
With a nostalgic expression, Deadpool stretched out his rotten tongue and licked his wrist, the spreading cancer cells caused his body temperature to be a little higher than normal, so his ice cream melted faster: "They thought that after killing me, they could live a happy life in reality, which was a good life that everyone wanted, so they decided to eliminate the competitors first." ”"But they're all self-healing people, and they also know that they are each other, and they can't be killed by conventional weapons, right?"
Diana frowned, and she had a feeling of speechlessness: "Besides, I see that they are in the amusement park, and they seem to be having a good time?"
”"Of course, but I understand them, really."
Deadpool nodded slowly with a look on his face, and quickly stretched out his tongue and licked a burst of ice cream before he continued: "When the child leaves the amusement park, no one can live in the greenhouse all the time, just like me, I originally lived in an orphanage, except for the dead old man who wanted to rape me, it can be regarded as having something to eat, but I still went to Africa to be a mercenary before graduating from elementary school, this is to no longer send people under the fence." ”"Got it, so what's next?
You're going to let them fight like this endlessly?
”Xiao Dai nodded, she quickly finished the food in her hand, and took a few deep breaths to make sure she really didn't throw up."
Wait a while, let the bullets fly a little longer, sister-in-law, if you don't think it's interesting, you can go to the factory and find Batman and do some heavy work or something."
None of the people in the factory are strength-type, although Batman has physical fitness beyond the limits of human beings, he can't lift a tank weighing dozens of tons, but Wonder Woman can, isn't this the best strength?"
Leave him alone, he will have a way, haven't you noticed that when he was configuring potions in the cabin before, he deliberately blocked our view, which means that he doesn't want us to see the configuration process."
Wonder Woman refuses to participate in Batman's work because the Dark Knight is always uncomfortable with other people's things and always feels that someone is trying to harm him.Helping out yourself will distract the bats.After about five minutes, Deadpool seemed to be almost finished, and although no one died, all of them were exhausted and out of breath.That's right, as a self-healing person, Deadpool can be restored to his original state even if he is beaten to an atomic state, but in addition to his extraordinary self-healing ability, his physical fitness is not much stronger than that of special forces.In other words, his physical strength is limited, let alone these little Deadpools who are modeled after himself.They are all young soldiers, and of course their physical strength and endurance are much worse than those of adults.In the midst of the flamboyant circus, the cheerful music never stopped, but now the road was paved with stumps and severed arms, and blood mixed with dust flowed freely down the streets."
Alright, guys, stop for a moment."
Seeing that they couldn't make a fuss, Deadpool finally stood up, he took out a loudspeaker from his trouser pocket, and tried to play a 'wowotou' cry before he made his voice to the crowd: "You have obviously noticed, the current situation is that none of you can kill anyone, so now who will kill me has become a problem."
However, as the most enthusiastic and handsome red rose in the mercenary world, I have a very mature idea, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?
”Yes, a very mature idea, even if these little Deadpools don't want to listen, he still has to talk about it, who told them to be tired and paralyzed now, and they can't oppose it if they want to."
Whew, whew, ahem, what's the idea?"
The nearest little Deadpool, with two chainsaws in his hands, but his arms were not attached to his torso, but fell to the side, and he asked as he coughed out his lungs.The other little Deadpools are in a similar situation to him, they are all weak, so they can only listen to Deadpool's mature advice."
You see, there are so many of you, and there is no result in the fight, why don't we use a more civilized way to choose one person?"
Deadpool gestured with his thumb to his 'chocolate factory' with his backhand, and crooked his mouth showed a smile like an urban god of war: "Go into the factory, do some testing, whether it's a qualifier or a physical examination, isn't it better to eliminate the unqualified players first?"
”"Medical exam?
Is there a digital prostate examination?
”There was a young Deadpool with a suspicious pink flush on his mask."
Hey, your taste is quite light."
Deadpool nodded, he patted his chest: "Yes, if not, I'll do it for you myself, it's always okay, right?"
”"Hmmm!
It's better to use a few fingers, and it's okay to use your fists" The little Deadpool who was about to put his head back on his neck was even more shy, and he didn't know if he was pretending."
Since there is no problem, let's all go in, come, support each other, and follow me."
Deadpool stepped out of the factory door and waved his palm like a traffic guide: "Don't be crowded in line to enter, everyone has a share, do a physical examination and give eggs, you will like my arrangement."
(End of chapter)