But just as he was jumping up and down, and was about to pull the human cannon out of Fantasyland again, a woman's scream suddenly came from behind him."
Yikes!
Why are you jumping around without your clothes on!
Shameless!
”At the same time, he felt a huge force hit his head, and when he came back to his senses, he found that his vision was already in the orbit of Pluto.The other party didn't know what means were used, but he actually ripped off the head and threw it so far with a blow in the air, but now Wade wasn't thinking about that, he was thinking about how to go back.Now there is only one head left, and the vacuum environment of the universe is still strangely cold, should it be cold?
However, the worry only existed for less than a second, and the next second he felt the scenery in front of him flow rapidly again, it turned out that his head had returned, and it had grown back to the broken place of his neck, and he didn't know when he was wearing another set of clothes.But this outfit was not his uniform, but a frog doll costume that seemed to have been stolen from a theater troupe, or a children's play.But at least it's back.He looked behind him, and saw only a petite and delicate schoolgirl, with short black Sassoon hair and fair skin like a dead person, but her eyes were shining, as if there was a star shining in them."
Little sister, where are the adults in your family?"
Wade glanced up at the sky, only to find that the hands of creation were frozen in place, a similar situation he had seen, Professor X was able to cut off people's perception of the outside world, and make people fall into a state as if time had stopped.However, the girl in front of her is obviously much more powerful than the professor, because all the creative hands she holds are above the multiverse.So Deadpool is very polite when he speaks, which can be said to be a bit flattering."
I'm sixteen years old, I don't need a guardian to be present to watch horror movies, and it doesn't matter if I have more plasma."
The girl bounced up and down the ruins towards him, and even then, she didn't show any discomfort, even though Deadpool did stink, she still introduced herself with a smile: "I'm Elaine Belloc, you may have heard your cousin mention me." ”"OMG so that song is singing is true, you really are on."
Deathstroke didn't give Deadpool this name, but the slut was able to get information about the old irons through the live broadcast room, and his mouth immediately opened into a goose egg."
Yes, I know it's a bit irritating for you, people always have the impression of God as an old man with a white beard."
The cute and delicate Elaine rolled her eyes, she waved her hand, and the hands of creation in the sky instantly fell to the ground, sticking to the magma at the bottom of the pit like cakes: "But as you can see, I'm a girl and a god, and I'm here." ”"Do I need to bow down?
And lick your toes?
Speaking of which, I'm an unbeliever, so I'm a little curious, why are you in front of me?
I heard the old irons in the live broadcast room say that you seem to have an agreement with the old man God, and you can't appear in the main dimension. ”Putting away his twin knives, Deadpool touched the frog suit on his body and asked questions."
Pervert, I don't need you to kneel or lick, I don't want to reward you, are you a god who doesn't understand anything?
I'm human first and foremost. ”However, Elaine, who shook her head again and again, could be said to have a look of disgust, and her feet in small black leather shoes also shrank back: "As for the agreement between God and me, it only makes sense when I approve it, if I don't recognize it, what can he do with me now?"
Again, it was a good idea that Lucifer reminded me. ”In fact, Elaine had attacked the Hands of Creation once before, but that time she was angry when God stopped her.Lucifer also took the opportunity to make a suggestion, so why didn't she return to the human world as a human being?
He will be responsible for diverting God's attention to delay time in the Marvel Universe, so that if Elaine successfully enters the new and pluralistic main dimension, it will not be so easy for the past gods to drive her out.You must know that this new plurality belongs to the Borderlands, and whoever goes first in is whose territory.Now it is clear that Elaine, who is a mixture of man and god, entered the Promised Land before the past God, who lacked a piece of the constituent parts."
I see, then you are really a little clever ghost."
Deadpool scratched his butt, he had no respect for God at all, both past and future: "I'm going to go down and kill those guys, if you have something to do, go ahead and leave me alone." ”With that, he carried his katana and prepared to go to the bottom of the pit, and the hands of creation seemed to be pressed there by the invisible hands, unable to move."
I'm here for you."
Elaine smiled slightly, and the two of them instantly moved to the side of the rickety giant creatures: "Whether you can see it or not, you are part of the plan, this is my arrangement, to be honest, you can't refuse." ”What the specific plan is, I can't say for the time being, I can only say that she and Lucifer are going to have a fun time."
Alas, that's why I hate you gods, and don't give people a chance to choose at all."
Wade flattened his mouth, he pulled out a sword and stabbed one of the creative hands to play: "I already know about your game with the gods of the past, why bother?
Aren't you still relatives?
”"Everybody has a hated relative."
Elaine crouched down, like teasing ants, and poked the hand of creation with her fingers: "I have a fat aunt, after my mother died, I used to go to her house for Thanksgiving, holy, then it would be better to throw me on the cross and crucify me too." ”She spoke very much like a rebellious teenager, but what she did was an act of God, and this sense of separation was especially evident in her."
I don't have any relatives, none other than my cousin, I'm still an orphan."
The lowly Deadpool found that his weapon couldn't hurt the Hand of Creation at all, so he simply lay flat, literally, between the tall Hand of Creation, with his hands behind his head, and raised Erlang's legs: "You're confusing me now, you and Lucifer are going to do something, why are you looking for me?"
I'm the second strongest mercenary in the universe, but I'm not old enough to intervene in the game between you, am I?
”"Hehe, don't say that, Wade Wilson, your cousin once told others that even a piece of, a piece of toilet paper, has their use, and you are no exception."
The future god Elaine rolled her eyes, and then showed a wicked smile, she stretched out her hand to pinch the hands of creation into the shape of angels like plasticine, and injected souls into them, and whispered: "Besides, although I don't have much money, my uncle Lucifer has money, I can give you a good price, besides, you don't want my uncle to know about you and Maizi, right?"
”"Are you really the God who has always been glorious and upright?
This threat is too skillful, isn't it?
Although I am not afraid, you are indeed dark, too dark. ”The rotting Deadpool scratched his head quickly, remembering the last time he was threatened by a sixteen-year-old girl, and that was the last time.
(End of chapter)