"This is actually the best choice, when the day in the future comes, I will replace him, there will be no hatred between heaven and hell, and completely end the thousand-year bloody war that is constantly reincarnating, don't forget one thing, whether it is angels or demons, they are all human beings in their lifetime."
The girl in the dark blue school uniform said this, while patting the angels she had made with her own hands, I don't know what means she used, but after turning the Hands of Creation into angels, they did not come back to life, and no new Hands of Creation appeared, she continued: "I don't know about others, but I know your cousin's position, he has always helped his kind, because he knows that there is power in numbers, and that everyone needs their kind.I'm a human being, and helping me is helping you. ”Those tall and tall figures have now been reborn and become winged people.Yes, the angels created by God in the past, even the miscellaneous soldiers born in the angelic reincarnation pool, all have beautiful faces and are full of charm that can shock people's hearts.Whether it's elegant or cold, it belongs to the appearance that people will keep their beautiful face in their hearts as long as they see it.But at the same time, it is obvious at a glance that it is not human, because human beings cannot be so perfect.But the angels created by God in the future look a little cutting corners or perfunctory, they are like office workers or construction workers who can be seen everywhere on the road, their appearance is not unremarkable, and there is no holy light or other light and shadow effects on their bodies.For example, the one Deadpool leans on is a middle-aged man with a big belly, wearing a crumpled suit and carrying a briefcase, and if it weren't for the huge 'Victoria's Secret' style wings on his back, Wade wouldn't have looked at such a person on the street.Because according to Domino, such a person is very weak, this is a mid-life crisis, if you get close, your good luck will be sucked away, which can be described as a black hole of misfortune."
Holy, why does this guy look like a Wall Street unlucky banker, or is he a Jew?"
Deadpool reached out and touched the fat man's belly, it was all fat, no different from a real person.But the five newborn angels didn't care what Deadpool was doing, they just looked at their God with adoring faces, waiting to hear the sound."
How can it be a Jew?"
Elaine rolled her eyes and waved her hand to signal the angels to do something: "They are the descendants of the traitor Judas, sinners who can betray anyone for the benefit of them, and I don't like them. ”"I thought they had betrayed Jesus."
Deadpool scratched his head, but the frog hood left him without some of the itch-relieving sensation."
If Judas was able to betray God in the past, then his descendants will be able to betray me in the future."
Elaine said with certainty without hesitation: "I foresaw it, but I am not Jehovah, and I will avoid it." ”"Okay, but I still haven't figured out what you're looking for me, isn't it okay to find Slade?"
Wade didn't plan to continue listening, he was not interested in the future: "To be honest, I think the things in your family are very complicated, they are in the past and the future, they are high-level struggles, and they are still a family, what kind of Korean-style ethical drama is this?"
”The girl looked at him calmly, as if he was looking at a bottle of stinky tofu, and there was no disgust in his eyes, only calm: "I'll add money." ”"Actually, I'm very experienced in dealing with family conflicts, I'm really a more suitable candidate than my cousin, mercenaries can also be assassins, like a husband wants to kill his wife, a wife wants to kill her husband, a child wants to kill their parents, I have too many similar lists, I like to help people solve family problems."
Hearing the word "money", Deadpool's words immediately changed, and he looked reluctant at first, but now he is eager to try.It's just that as he spoke, there was a hand that was covertly rubbing the first three fingers, as if to suggest something.God should be rich, right?
If she wants money, is it okay to say 'have money'?"
I'll give you a deposit first, and I'll count the rest after it's over."
Elaine stretched out her hand and pointed to the side, and the pit suddenly became a basin of birds and flowers, and the mouth of the cave where the magma was still bubbling became a spring, but instead of water, milk and honey gushed out.In addition to this, she also created a golden apple and threw it to Deadpool as a deposit.Gold may not be worth much now, but the added value of the golden apples made by God himself is very high, so Deadpool is serious, and he tucks the apples into his pants for easy portability, and says a quip, "So I'm an Assassin or a Templar now?"
And the spring water you created actually spewed out honey milk, are you Irish?
”"No, Americans, and Los Angeles on the West Coast."
Elaine rolled her eyes speechlessly, she turned and opened the dream of heaven, a door set off by clouds and rainbows, which looked a little cartoonish and dreamy: "Also, if you have a little culture, you will know that the phrase 'honey and milk flow from the earth' comes from the Bible, this is the power of God, and it has nothing to do with the Irish leprechauns." ”"Okay, but what's behind this door?
You're not going to take me to the old man with the white beard in the past, are you?
”Deadpool followed the girl, but his mouth was still babbling, "If we take that evil thought magnate with us, he might be able to carry a bag or something." ”"If you don't say I've forgotten about it."
The girl stopped, she turned to look at the mushroom-headed zombie on the edge of the ruins, a rich white light fell from the sky, and the zombie was actually resurrected on the spot.The original mushroom head is gone, the human head has grown again, the vegetation and tumors on the body are gone, and the suit has become as smooth as new.Apparently he hadn't fully figured out the situation, but he was overjoyed to know that he was saved.Only then did Elaine put down her hand and continued to walk with Deadpool to the white staircase that fell from the sky: "I created him and named him Adam, and now this evil thought magnate of the past is no longer him, he will live in this new Garden of Eden." ”"Envy.
God, can you make Eve so that I can see it before I go?
”Deadpool held his fingers in his hand, and kept looking back as he walked: "You know, although I haven't known this mushroom-headed zombie for long, I'm his brother, I want to see what his future wife looks like, and help him check it, by the way, the newly created humans have no shame, right?"
That is, the red fruit fruit, right?
Wait, if there's only one leaf, it seems to have a different flavor, hehehehehe" However, Elaine is a high school girl in addition to her identity as God, and in a place like the United States, high school girls should understand everything, so she reached out and grabbed Deadpool's ear, dragged him to the gate of heaven, making his hips jolt on the stairs, and scolded: "Are you trying to help your brother check it?"
You are the greedy Eve body, you are cheap!
”(End of chapter)