"My cousin said let me go to the Origin Judge and the Origin Court, I'll look for it, I want to find it, but what can I look for?"
In the middle of a woodland, there was a clear stream, and Deadpool sat on a large rock next to the stream, admiring his reflection on the water, while babbling and complaining.As if speaking to his own unmasked reflection, or to a non-existent audience, he spat and splashed tiny ripples on the water."
I've only seen that green eagle, and I've already led it over to kill Emperor Weishan, what animal will be next?
It's strange to say, why are the Origin Judges all the images of some kind of animal?
The DC employees who set them up must be Indians, right?
What eagle eyes, bear strength, leopard speed, etc., hiss, what's that cartoon called?
I suddenly can't remember. ”Brain cancer is like this, Deadpool knows a lot of things, but he forgets things all the time, and his brain is like a colander.For example, things about money and women, that is, the dried noodles in the soup, can be scooped up by this colander, and other things may be forgotten.Deadpool once forgot the reason for his happiness, and once suffered from depression, he couldn't laugh, and he wanted to kill himself, but he couldn't die.But that night, when he saw a person eating, he immediately smiled, found the meaning of life, and didn't want to die.After all, life is so interesting, although death is good, but the dead and souls don't eat, how can you see such an interesting thing as others eating?
So it's better to be alive.“.”
The non-existent audience seemed to tell him something."
I see, now the second Origin Judge has arrived, right?
Is it a fox?
”Deadpool nodded, he casually touched a small stone and floated on the surface of the river: "It's a pity, it's not a vixen, I'm actually quite interested in the vixen in the east, think about it carefully, I don't seem to have a goblin yet?"
”“.”
It seems that some more interaction has been initiated."
yes, I shouldn't talk about this kind of thing, I'm going to fight for NC-17 now."
Deadpool slapped his ass hard as a punishment for not saying anything, and then smiled: "But I have a plan, knowing that the second judge is a fox, I have a perfect plan, I, Deadpool, the hottest mercenary, will be here and now, and it will turn out!"
”Deep in the Rocky Mountains, surrounded by uninhabited woodland, it is home to poisonous snakes and hungry wolves, and there is no need to worry about the lives of anyone affected by the fighting.Of course, even if there is really an unlucky human being who dies because of this, Wade will say sorry to the wreckage at most, and it is absolutely impossible to lose money anyway.He took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket and skillfully dialed the number on it, and could see that the name of the call was written on the labor agency."
Crooked?
You know what I want, right?
Send it to me, well, you know the coordinates. ”He spoke into the receiver of his phone, looking very natural and very reasonable.After speaking, he hung up the phone without mentioning the delivery fee, and continued to wait by the river.This time it was lucky, I don't know if the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and the stone he threw hit a beaver that was nesting in the river, making a thud on the other's head.The beaver, who was building the dam, fell into the water and climbed the wooden embankment in a daze for a long time, giving Deadpool a middle finger with a swearing expression.It's actually very human, and the world created by Elaine is so interesting.But animals are animals after all, and they can't speak, they just squeak and keep jumping their feet, and that's it."
Ah, how dare you provoke me?"
Wade, who was obviously at a loss, didn't feel a little weak-hearted, he took out his pistol, brandished it and scolded the beaver: "Didn't you just accidentally hit you with a stone?"
How dare you give me the middle finger, am I really an animal protectionist?
I happened to be missing a fur hat. ”During the Nugget Age in the West, beaver fur hats were popular, as they were effective in keeping warm and waterproof, and had a flat tail that could be used as a scabbard, making them popular among hunters.Of course, this is also part of the traditional American culture, the so-called pioneering spirit, which is to kill the indigenous people of various lands and then skin them off for reuse.It seems that the beaver still knows the gun, and it spits into the river, glaring at Deadpool unwillingly, before burrowing back into its nest in the dam, apparently cowardly.And this victory made the corners of Deadpool's mouth turn into a '√' shape, and he once again showed a smile like the God of War Dragon King, he knew that he was so invincible.Putting away his weapon, Deadpool began to continue to complain to the audience in the live broadcast room, he didn't give people a chance to react at all, his rotten mouth opened, like a heavy machine gun, and spit out a lot of nonsense: "That girl God is good at everything, it's these animals she created, it seems that they don't know how to respect people at all, humans are the top of the food chain on the earth, and these little animals just lack education."
Believe it or not, if my cousin had been here just now, the beaver would have turned into a fur hat, and he wouldn't be as good a talker as I am, alas, who called me a good person, you all saw it, I did a good deed today, spared a pathetic creature, so that since I helped an old grandmother cross the street at the age of eight, I finally did another good thing at the age of 34, and from today, Uncle Wade and I regained the first place on the mercenary charity list!
Listen, understand, clapp, sound!
”“.”
It is unknown whether anyone applauded, but apparently Deadpool had gained some of the heat and popularity of the live broadcast room, and he rubbed his hands together happily.Just as he was asking for gifts from the non-existent audience, a bald head suddenly emerged from the woods, and he had not heard each other's footsteps before.This dark-skinned Mexican man looks relatively clean and hygienic compared to many illegal immigrants who don't cut their hair, but there are still large grease stains on his plaid shirt and jeans.Maybe when he didn't deliver couriers, he chose to work in a car repair shop, right?
But it doesn't matter.Deadpool put on his hood and stood up to greet the goods in someone's hand, a large paper bag, he took it and opened it, looked at the contents, then nodded with satisfaction, and said to the other party in Spanish, "Thanks, Fernando, I noticed that you have a new hairstyle?"
Is it because long hair is prone to fleas and bed bugs?
”"Well, my name is actually Marivaro, and Fernando is my cousin.""
Hey, it's almost, you illegal immigrants who have walked to the United States all look the same, I can't recognize your faces at all, give you a five-dollar tip, let's go, this will become a battlefield in a while, I will kill people here!"
(End of chapter)