Throwing out the crumpled five-dollar change, and regardless of how his Mexican cousin felt, Deadpool walked to the river with his paper bag in his hand, and with a lewd smile on his face, pulled the prop out of it.The paper bag wasn't huge, but it had an unusually large amount of stuff in it, and Deadpool pulled out a 100-inch TV from it, then a whole home surround sound device, and then a diesel generator.After taking out the large pieces, he pulled out some grapes, which were cleaned cleanly, and there were some droplets of water on them, which looked like a brynn in the sun."
Is the black brin plum sweet or not?
I don't know, but this grape ......"
Deadpool spoke, picking a big grape and stuffing it into his mouth, and then his already rotten ugly face was extremely distorted, he bared his teeth and couldn't say anything for a long time, about three seconds later, he couldn't control the saliva overflowing, he squeezed out a sentence: "It's really sweet, sweet and stupid, hiss, Fack, my teeth hurt like pins and needles, my oral cancer is about to recur." ”Apparently he wasn't going to eat the second one, which was obviously not something humans could bear, so he pulled a string out of the elastic band of his underwear and tied a bunch of large grapes to a falling branch by the river.Then he began to explain his plan: "It may be a little difficult for me to find the fox, but I can let the fox come to me, I once read a fable, I forgot what it was, but it was said in the book, the fox likes to eat grapes, and if he can't eat grapes, he will say that grapes are sour, this is the wisdom of the sages, I believe they will not lie to me." ”The non-existent audience members of "......." seem to have some opinions, but presumably complaining, as Deadpool shows a more lewd smile, which is the expression he always has when he gains popularity."
Don't worry, of course it's not just food lure, and the human origin judge is indeed not an ordinary fox, but don't I also prepare a killer weapon?
Look, I'll assemble this home AV equipment first. ”He looked confident, and began assembling the things quickly, first getting the generator running, then plugging in the voltage regulator, then plugging in the TV and home theater equipment, and starting to play a mysterious disc.That disc is really very mysterious, not to mention where to find a retro disc in this streaming era, that is, it is full of mysterious mosaic patterns, which is very reverie.As the disc played, a mellow and charming voice came from the stereo: "Spring has arrived, everything has revived, and it is the season for wild animals to mate."
Spring flowers are blooming, grass grows warblers fly, spring, everywhere is full of vitality and romance, and animals will naturally not let go......
"It turns out that this disc is "Animal World", for people, this is a documentary of science education, but for animals, it should be regarded as a A disk?
The main content of this episode of the show is all kinds of foxes, all kinds of foxes, everything that is available on the earth, there are all in this disc, and they are all doing things that are in line with the natural road.Hearing the deafening movement of the loudest volume of the stereo, the beaver also poked out its head in the dam on the river in the distance, and it also looked at the TV, and its originally black face was actually flushed with two cartoonish blushes."
Oh, I almost forgot, and this, chemical warfare is also needed, what if it works?"
With a pat on his head, Deadpool took out another bottle from the paper bag, which looked like it was the dish soap produced by the Sanwu manufacturer, but there were a few big words written on the bottle - fox odor fragrance type.He poured the strong-smelling liquid next to the roots of the tree where the grapes were hanging, and quickly retreated, hiding in a bush about ten meters away, and began to weave a hat for himself from the leaves.Traps are set up, this is the standard ambush process, but hunters rarely use such technology and ruthlessness in hunting, and what plays the cry of the fox when mating, and the release of essence, is often regarded as a crooked way.The real old hunters rely on hunting dogs and marksmanship.But mercenaries don't pay attention to those, no matter whether it's a black cat or a white cat, just catch a mouse."
How?
Iron, see if my trap is well arranged?
Hey. ”Deadpool let out a strange laugh, he wiped his nose with great confidence, and raised his chin high: "This is the super thunderbolt invincible god Buddha I arranged for the fox to shake his head and be afraid of the trap, now we just need to wait, when the smell spreads, when the fox dares to come, I will shake the new angels to come and give it a group fight." ”The new angels are the five of Elaine's transformation of the Hand of Creation, according to her, don't look at their appearance like small citizens with wings, but in fact, each of them has Gabriel-level combat power.It's true that there is a big gap compared to Lucifer, but it's enough, she's not an old man God, she doesn't need so many angels to help her convey her will, as a 'human god', she can live in the world and talk to others face to face.As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, he blew into the tree from afar, as if it would make the smell fill a little faster, and he seemed to really think his plan made perfect sense."
Your plan......
Not very meowy. ”A voice suddenly came from behind him, muffled like a ghost talking at the bottom of a well: "And it stinks to death." ”It turned out that the cat was talking, and it was still lying on the shoulder of the death knell, covering its nose with its paws, and I don't know if it was because Wade's body odor was too smelly, or if the fox smell over there was too scorching."
Yo, isn't this a kitten with my cousin?"
Deadpool dropped the grass ring in his hand, and now that the death knell is here, he probably won't need these bells and whistles: "I know that putting an A-band on an animal and using pheromone bait might not work for an Origin Judge, but I can make it very reasonable." ”His main reliance is still the gem of plot continuity, even if it is outrageous, as long as he can barely get involved with a little relationship, he can make the logic smooth and the story continues."
Forget it, you might as well use this as bait."
After seeing his cousin's trap arrangement, Su Ming, who shook his head, reached into his pocket and took out a green ball of light: "Take this fishing, the Origin Judge will definitely come." ”"What is this?
I can't even see what's inside with such a strong green light, so it can't be anyone's green hat, right?
Rattle!
”Deadpool turned his head to the side and told a joke, he actually knew what it was, and he just said it on purpose.This is the energy of the Origin Falcon, and since the thing is an energy aggregate, it can also be seen as a part of its body.It's just that compared to when the falcon chased and killed itself before, it now only has corpse parts, and its energy is even more concentrated, probably made into some kind of battery by Emperor Weishan.It's nothing if it's strong for a while, and not long ago it was arrogantly chasing and killing itself, but now?
Isn't it dead yet?