Beating up Deadpool is probably one of the most useless things in the world, because of his various types of cancer, and his pain perception is also unpredictable.Sometimes the cancerous nerve is miswired, and the more you hit him, the more he will be happy, and he will thank you.So the girls quickly calmed down after a fight with Deadpool, because they also realized that even if Deadpool was hammered into a pulp, the unlucky thing would only be that the ship's dining room would be polluted, and he would only laugh non-stop."
Is that enough?
Ladies, I know Uncle Ben is fun, and many women and men want to have physical contact with me, but Deadpool is good, but he can't be greedy. ”After the Treasure Girl also took advantage of the chaos to hammer him a few times, Deadpool, whose whole body was broken, squirmed on the floor like a caterpillar, dragging a long trail of blood behind him, but he still smiled happily: "If you guys have had enough, then I should also go, the time should be almost up, I am going to meet the CAAT, well, if the enemy that my cousin can't handle is dealt with by me, then I will be the first mercenary in the universe in the future, just like the Tang family's overlord gun, regain the first place in the weapon spectrum." ”As he spoke, he was still energizing, and the two eyepieces on the visor flashed with a cartoonish golden light."
Huh?"
Sitting on the table watching the excitement, Dream of a Thousand Cats' ears moved, and it licked its paw pad and said, "Don't be kidding, that thing is not something you can deal with, and you may expose our cosmic location Meow." ”The Dream of a Thousand Cats has seen a lot of big storms, because the death knell is not there, it is still more inclined to a prudent strategy.Deathstroke and Batman, going to wrestle with CAAT, it thinks it's okay, but Deadpool.
Uh, just because he didn't have the power to resist in the hands of these girls?
Not very optimistic, even with the strange gem in his hand, he is still not very optimistic."
Don't worry, dear kitten.I know I'm a little crazy, it's because cancer makes me very mentally motivated, but I've never been stupid, how can I lead enemies to my home?
”Deadpool, who was rapidly healing, squirmed, patted his chest with his newly-grown, baby-like arm, and turned into a crooked mouth dragon king after giving a thumbs up: "I just want to help my cousin, do you think, if I keep following CAAT, what if it suddenly has a stomach upset and wants to go home to the toilet in the process of going out to eat the universe?"
Can't I follow it to its nest?
”It's the time for Deadpool's self-confidence to burst, and don't forget, not long ago, he teamed up with his cousin to kill the old man.That's a godsicide in the true sense of the word, and no one doesn't know what God represents, right?"
That kind of thing doesn't go to the toilet no matter how you look at it, right?
And even if it's a human being, there aren't many people who want to go home and, right?
What's going on in your head?
”Gwen began to complain, and she was really good at this, especially since the object of the complaint was Deadpool, not the death knell, so that she had no pressure at all."
Don't persuade him, sister."
Jessica, who had just poured herself a large glass of wine and poured it into her mouth, shook her head: "Deadpool wants to gamble on whether CAAT is stronger, or his popular immortal theory is stronger, and I think there is a real possibility of success." ”As a detective, Jessica Jones' brain is still very good, and no amount of alcohol will affect this, she seems to have a talent for getting drunk, the brighter her brain.She also knows a lot of information, don't look at the usual inconspicuous leakage, but she is the same as the shock wave girl of S.H.I.E.L.D., she is the type who knows what to do.Everyone knows Deadpool's ability, and I don't know how many big people have put it on their desks, especially his immortality, there are many people with hot eyes.You must know that Wolverine's self-healing ability and the powerful flesh of the Hulk are all particularly coveted by the military, and they all want to obtain those powers.Of course, Deadpool's self-healing ability is also wanted, but after everyone is researching, they find that they can't be copied, and he doesn't have a doorkeeper on his lips, often when he takes the subway, he has to talk to the people around him about his theory of 'we all live in movies, and if we are popular, we won't die'."
Hey, you know me, Jesse."
The slut's self-healing has been completed, he stood up suddenly, and danced on the side of the table, twisting his waist like a silver snake: "Although my cousin didn't take me on an adventure this time, but we are brothers, how can I watch him play with his life alone?"
So I'm going to go the other way, to stick to the enemy on a realistic level, and I'm betting that there are no bullets in the CAAT's guns. ”Whenever CAAT strikes a universe, it briefly enters reality, and Wade intends to try his luck.Although he didn't know when the other party would attack next and which universe he was going to attack, he believed that as long as he kept trying, he should be able to hit it sooner or later.My cousin can't die, that's my biggest benefactor.
Besides, as long as you help yourself, are you afraid that Slade won't give you money afterwards?
He's the one who pays the most attention to fair trade.The slut cousin still knows him well."
Well, that's so touching."
Peter blinked quickly, and he only felt that the corners of his eyes were slightly moist: "This is family, I am so touched, I will go with you too." ”Spider-Man, who values family affection very much, immediately stated that this statement was in his good zone."
Don't join in the fun."
Jessica, who was still wearing a black leather jacket in the room, rubbed her temples with a little headache, she raised her hand and pressed Spider-Man who was about to stand up, in terms of pure strength, she was still stronger than the boy: "Although I don't know why Knell judged that you are the hardest in our universe, but you don't even have the ability to heal yourself, so don't follow Deadpool to make trouble." ”"Who said I don't have the ability to heal myself?"
Peter's face flushed slightly, and he argued, "I have, but only a little weaker." ”"You're not a little weaker, but only slightly stronger than ordinary people."
Gwen gestured her fingers to a very small slit, and the tips of the fingers were going to fit together.Let's put it this way, if an ordinary person gets a cut on his hand, it will take a week to heal himself, then Peter will only need five days, which is slightly worse than Captain America, because Captain only needs two days.This is the information she summarized from the comics, although it is a comic of Earth 616, but Earth 40K should be about the same, right?"
That was before."
Peter shook his head, he touched his chest: "I was given a symbiote before the death knell, and now my self-healing speed is beyond your imagination." ”“duang！！！”
However, when the boy wanted to prove himself, he was knocked unconscious by Jessica with a frying pan in the dining room, and the bad girl threw away the murder weapon in her hand and shrugged her shoulders to everyone without care: "Don't talk nonsense with him, Peter and I used to be classmates, I know him, and I can't give him a chance to debate at this time." ”