Deadpool was going to help his cousin, and he also came up with the statement that his family was there, so he didn't even have much to say about the dream of a thousand cats, after all, he was tired of logging.There are many things that can be done for the sake of the family, so what is the risk of taking risks?
The Endless Family is able to understand this behavior.It's just that Peter is really not suitable to follow, so if he goes, he probably won't be able to come back alive, even if he has a white symbiote on his body, but that guy can't even stop Jessica's sneak attack, can he still expect to be able to compare with strangulation?
The newborn symbiote is not strong in the first place, and Peter can't feed it other people's brains, which limits the evolution of the symbiote even more.So everyone still sent him away after telling Deadpool, and the fun was fun, but now no one really wants Deadpool to have an accident, which is to help Deathstroke if it is small, and whether the universe can survive safely in the future is a matter for everyone.As Deadpool said, he may be a bit of a fan of Hulai, but he's never stupid, so his goal is very clear, and the first step is to find Lucifer."
Wait, what do you mean I like Hulai?"
Deadpool, who was touching the teleportation belt, landed at the door of the nightclub in the afterlife, he showed his dead fish eyes unhappily, and said to the air on the side: "I'm a serious mercenary, I've never come nonsense, it's all for popularity, the old irons can testify for me, your narrator is not professional at all, is it new?"
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The non-existent audience seems to have said something.This made Deadpool even more proud, his chin raised, and he quickly wiped his nose with his fingers, "That's it, I've always had a plan, I learned it from Slade, so I already have a way to deal with CAAT, a total of three steps."
The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to stuff the CAAT inside, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door!
What do you think?
Is it justified and convincing?
No, you don't have to answer me, I know that I have completely convinced you, you admire my intelligence so much, but don't kneel, don't kneel, I tell you, bahahahahahaha~~~~" The demon who "stared" at the door of the nightclub was the one with the fly head, who transformed into the image of a white strong man, with the eyes of a retarded person, looking at this madman who suddenly appeared at the door of the store and talked to himself.That is, today's situation is special, everyone has just woken up from a nightmare, and no one comes to the nightclub to play, otherwise a human like Deadpool, who delays other people's business, would have been dragged to his master's private room and toyed with in this way.Yes, even if Lucifer's business is delayed, he will not kill anyone, but will let humans experience and love well."
Alright, old irons, don't talk much, don't want money gifts and flowers, I'll take you to see Lucifer."
Deadpool started a new day's live broadcast, it is indeed a new day, because the time is different between Marvel and DC, and the previous cute pet live broadcast does not count.“.”
The invisible live broadcast room seems to have said something."
Yes, I know Lucifer is coveting my beautiful and juicy body, but it's not a big problem, my cousin sold me to Lucifer, but there is no time in their contract."
Deadpool, as a mercenary and Deathbell's cousin, actually has a little research on contracts.It was because of the loopholes in that agreement that he dared to come to Lucifer.Yes, my cousin promised the Satan to let him play a game with Maizi, so that Lucifer could watch while playing with the others, but there was no agreed time for this matter, and he could fulfill it after a thousand or ten thousand years.Maybe if you are in a good mood one day, you won't be reluctant to have a few more shots with that female demon, and you won't suffer anyway.But not today, let's do the right thing first, my cousin is busy in the mystery, if I start having fun now, enjoy life like no one else, and don't care about the life or death of my relatives, then I will lose my fans!
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Don't worry, although my cousin often stabs me with his hands, often speaks ill of me behind my back, often dislikes me for not taking a bath, and often looks at me like non-combustible garbage, he is my relative, and I must help him."
Deadpool chatted with the air as he strode towards the Light of the Afterlife nightclub, and the demon at the door didn't stop him because he knew him, so the road was smooth: "The plan is also told to you, isn't it very feasible, now I just need to ask Lucifer, who has been on the line with CAAT, to do me a favor and help me find out where the enemy may appear next time."
As soon as the CAAT appears, I will enter the universe where it is ready to eat, let it eat me too, and then I will call it sister-in-law in its stomach and let it open its mouth, and I will come out, little brother-in-law!
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Damn, there is really a Wolong and Phoenix Chick in my live broadcast room, but the person who is the crown of XP really exists?
Cool, you're cool, old irons. ”The environment of the nightclub has always been like this, no headlights, no windows, and it is very dark inside.When Deadpool met Lucifer, the demon was sitting at the bar with God, and the two of them were eating hot pot together, and the copper pot was steaming hot, and when he smelled it, he said, "I have nasal cancer, and today is the deterioration stage, so I can't smell anything, sorry." ”Deadpool suddenly appeared behind the two of them, stretched his neck and looked into the pot: "But I can see with my eyes, what is in the pot now is mutton rolls, hey, your way of eating is really novel, are those round beads human eyeballs?"
There's a lot of it in the pot. ”"It's actually a fruit."
Lucifer had long known that Deadpool was coming, and he explained with a smile, and gave up a spot for Deadpool to take a closer look: "After the human soul enters Hell, it will begin the process of cleansing from sin, which is the product of soul nourishment. ”"I see, I thought God Girl had changed her taste."
Deadpool wasn't interested in eating, but he was very interested in making trouble for the people who were eating, so he kept scratching his crotch behind the two of them, and suddenly a commotion permeated, but he didn't notice it, and got down to business: "I'm here to ask for your help, Xiao Fafa, you should know my intentions, right?"
I just said so much at your doorstep, and it's impossible for you to not hear a word. ”"Of course I heard it, hehe, you and your cousin are very despicable, even my agreement with him is a serial trap, it's really good."
Lucifer gracefully picked up a white handkerchief to wipe the corners of his mouth, and he smiled and praised human virtues: "But if I say that I am also lucky, I have only encountered CAAT a few times, do you believe it?"
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